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Kids say the cutest things...
1. Jessica(9), Jacob(7) and Daniel(5) were playing house in a tent they built downstairs. I overheard Jessica saying "O.k., let's pretend you boys are the little brothers and I am the oldest sister and we will play house..." ...not a lot left to the imagination...
2. Emma(4) was "playing" her Kazoo to the tune of Happy Birthday for her older brother Jacob when Daniel(6) swung around the corner and said "Emma, you need to take that thing in and get it tuned...it sounds terrible!"
3. Emma(5) "Mamma? Can I marry my baby sister? She is so cute."
4. Daniel(7) "Mamma? Do babies, like Gracie, can they say stuff in their mind, like words?"
Mamma "No, Danny, not yet"
Daniel "Man....it must be boring in there."
5. Emma(5) "Mamma? Can I marry Daddy when I grow up? I really want to marry Daddy someday, then we can be sisters!" ..hmmm where do you start?
6. Just the kids and I were going to a friends house the other night. I had been driving the van for a good half an hour, in the dark, in the country, listening to a book on tape when Daniel calls out, "Mom?" "Yes, Danny?" ...silence...."Danny? Did you call me?"..."Oh yeah..I just wanted to make sure you were still there." Silly boy. :)
7. I walked into our living room this afternoon to find Daniel(7) with an electrical cord plugged into the wall...the other end cut off with bare wires. Now, remember, Daddy has taught his boys to have a healthy respect for electricity. We often give our children old appliances to take apart and study for fun. I gave Daniel a tart warmer that I didn't want anymore, cut the plug off and threw THAT in the garbage. He must have pulled it out. So, that said, I find Daniel playing with the cord. I ran up to him yelling "unplug it! NOW!" He unplugged it quickly and said "I know not to touch the wires, mamma, but if you touch the wires to flys on the window, it makes them do donuts!" (donuts=spin in circles at a high rate of speed. A new word introduced into the childrens vocabulary when Daddy took us into an icy parking lot in our 15 pass van and did "donuts" around and around and around)
6. Emma(5), "Don't worry Micah, I don't think I have hydrophobe." - who watches Old Yeller waaaaaay too much.(hydrophobia aka rabies is why Old Yeller died, she is sure any animal who looks sick has hydrophobia!) She had a touch fo the flu and I had to reassure her that is not what she had :)
7. HOW TO MAKE DOG FOOD (according to a 5 yr old)
a) Put celery and um...cheese in the blender.
b) Add a little salt.
c) Add brown food coloring.
d) Take it out and roll it in little balls.
e) Then bake it!
"Is that how dog food is made mommy? At least that's what it tastes like.."
Tastes like? That means you....oh...nevermind.
(Don't try this at home as your dog will, most likely, run away.)
1. Jessica(9), Jacob(7) and Daniel(5) were playing house in a tent they built downstairs. I overheard Jessica saying "O.k., let's pretend you boys are the little brothers and I am the oldest sister and we will play house..." ...not a lot left to the imagination...
2. Emma(4) was "playing" her Kazoo to the tune of Happy Birthday for her older brother Jacob when Daniel(6) swung around the corner and said "Emma, you need to take that thing in and get it tuned...it sounds terrible!"
3. Emma(5) "Mamma? Can I marry my baby sister? She is so cute."
4. Daniel(7) "Mamma? Do babies, like Gracie, can they say stuff in their mind, like words?"
Mamma "No, Danny, not yet"
Daniel "Man....it must be boring in there."
5. Emma(5) "Mamma? Can I marry Daddy when I grow up? I really want to marry Daddy someday, then we can be sisters!" ..hmmm where do you start?
6. Just the kids and I were going to a friends house the other night. I had been driving the van for a good half an hour, in the dark, in the country, listening to a book on tape when Daniel calls out, "Mom?" "Yes, Danny?" ...silence...."Danny? Did you call me?"..."Oh yeah..I just wanted to make sure you were still there." Silly boy. :)
7. I walked into our living room this afternoon to find Daniel(7) with an electrical cord plugged into the wall...the other end cut off with bare wires. Now, remember, Daddy has taught his boys to have a healthy respect for electricity. We often give our children old appliances to take apart and study for fun. I gave Daniel a tart warmer that I didn't want anymore, cut the plug off and threw THAT in the garbage. He must have pulled it out. So, that said, I find Daniel playing with the cord. I ran up to him yelling "unplug it! NOW!" He unplugged it quickly and said "I know not to touch the wires, mamma, but if you touch the wires to flys on the window, it makes them do donuts!" (donuts=spin in circles at a high rate of speed. A new word introduced into the childrens vocabulary when Daddy took us into an icy parking lot in our 15 pass van and did "donuts" around and around and around)
6. Emma(5), "Don't worry Micah, I don't think I have hydrophobe." - who watches Old Yeller waaaaaay too much.(hydrophobia aka rabies is why Old Yeller died, she is sure any animal who looks sick has hydrophobia!) She had a touch fo the flu and I had to reassure her that is not what she had :)
7. HOW TO MAKE DOG FOOD (according to a 5 yr old)
a) Put celery and um...cheese in the blender.
b) Add a little salt.
c) Add brown food coloring.
d) Take it out and roll it in little balls.
e) Then bake it!
"Is that how dog food is made mommy? At least that's what it tastes like.."
Tastes like? That means you....oh...nevermind.
(Don't try this at home as your dog will, most likely, run away.)
